Still Not War, But Maybe Not Total BS

Posted May 15th 2007 9:54PM by Slammo
Filed under: Slammo

I hate to admit it, but today was the most fun I've had in a while.

I figured Sloshie was gonna be a kiss-ass and be all condescending during our test run of Jamboree... and boy, was I friggin' right! So, in lieu of having a stockpile of napalm at the ready, I did what any good soldier would do to liven things up and put it all in perspective for the little green retard. I think he got the message. But I'll make sure he gets it again.

On a separate note, I met a cricket named Sonny. He said he represented some union called "F.O.R.K." (The Federation of Renegade Krickets... I guess crickets don't spell as well as bees). He asked if we had hired our crew yet. I told him Sloshie did. I also told him Sloshie said something about, "Screw those union queers." Sonny seemed pretty pissed off.

Maybe this Jamboree thing won't be as bad as I thought.

Oh, one last thing: your mom is a whore.

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