Hey Keaton... Get Some Balls

Posted May 21st 2007 10:12PM by Slammo
Filed under: Slammo

Keaton Transworld are a bunch of pussies. Seriously. I light their goddamn set on fire and they don't even do anything about it. Well, that's not entirely true, I guess.

They dragged me and that little bitch Sloshie into some lame-ass interrogation room and then they didn't even torture us! I was all set for some good old fashioned fuck-you face time, but all they did was talk to us. Talk! What a bunch of pussies. My respect for them just dropped faster than Little Boy from a B-29.

Whatever.

One small piece of unfinished business: the egg. At the end of our pilot episode a crate cracked open and this big egg rolled out of it. It looked really familiar, but I can't place where I'd seen it before. I stashed it on the set so I don't forget about it.

Oh, and I ran into Sonny again. Just as I thought, he was really pissed at Sloshie. He asked if there was any update about hiring his union crickets for the show. I told him Sloshie handled that and only had one question for them, "Are they still gay?"

I've never seen a cricket turn red before. I can't wait to see what Sonny does about this.

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