Aliens Go Home

I was right. It was a UFO. What I didn't know was that retards exist on other planets.

The government should do something to prevent more of these things from invading our home planet. I mean, at least set up deflector shields so the spaceships bounce off and land somewhere we don't care about. Like . Or Japan. Or . You know, some place that deserves a visit from retarded aliens.

Maybe I'll get in touch with some of my old buddies from the Pentagon. Those bastards owe me.

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