The Key is the Crickets

I dunno what that little green freak is up to, but I don't like it. Him and those Keaton cocksuckers have been busy in the basement for days.... And I don't trust it.

Good thing I talked to Sonny again. He and his cricket pals are pretty ticked off they weren't hired to help clean up and rebuild the set. I assured them this was all Sloshie's fault. I mean, to NOT hire F.O.R.K. once is insulting, but twice? Man, those krickets (sic) are PISSED!

It would be a shame if they suddenly attacked and killed Sloshie. Then I'd have to do the show all by myself.

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